I am writing to inform you I... (Creator) have inhabited your zone (861).
This is a courtesy letter in order to avoid the panic and confusion as my attire, may be disturb those who fear partial nudity of a 60 year old geezer, in grey cargo pants and a straw hat.
It is recommended that you drink up stream from Barter Town, as my cough cough... relief facilities are located near the mouth of the river flowing into the lake. That is all!
P.S. I seek a hammer for building and crafting, and have high quality grass to trade you for it.