Since this is the off-topic area, I'd like to discuss the meal I am now digesting. I cooked up one pound of bacon, four eggs, three pieces of toast, and some home-made home fries for dinner. I am immensely satisfied by both the decision to create this meal and the end result.
*note* I did not eat the full pound of bacon. I saved a slice or two for tomorrow morning before work.
Bacon truly is the perfect food. And now I don't think I'll be eating it for at least a month or two.