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  1. #1

    Favorite pick-up lines

    Try to at least keep them appropriate. Sorta... well my favorite pickup line is:
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    post yours below

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    My favorite pick-up line is:
    "Hello"
    MrDDT



    "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
    -Sun-tzu


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    [QUOTE=MrDDT;97387]My favorite pick-up line is:
    "Hello"[/QUOTE]

    'she takes a quick, but good enough, look at Mr(sexy)DDT and shows no hesitation when she retorts' - "good bye!".

  4. #4
    1) 'Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk past again?'

    2) 'Whoever terraformed you sure knows their numbers.'

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    I'm not really the pick up line kinda guy BUT here are some terrible ones I fell outta my chair listening to

    I got a pole you got a hole lets go fishing

    did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

    how much does a walrus weigh? enough to break the ice hi I'm (insert name)

    I'm only sitting over here cause that guy keeps hitting on me (said by a man to a woman) never seen it work heard it 30-45 times from one guy me and my gf just sat there watching him crash and burn it required popcorn

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    [QUOTE=booby_the_bird;97385]Try to at least keep them appropriate. Sorta... well my favorite pickup line is:
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    [URL="http://hackerbot.net/mmo/plus/413-black-desert-online-hacks-bots-cheats"][/URL]
    post yours below [/QUOTE]

    Wew thats cruel^^

    Mines is:
    Hey baby can I squirtle on your jiggly puffs?

    [IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/1/15/007Squirtle_XY_anime.png/revision/latest?cb=20140916184418[/IMG]

    Its like pickup hacks works every time.... girls love it.

  7. #7
    "Wana make out?" - Seen it work.

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    hey i am a bigger guy (heavy / Fat) can we loose weight together :P if you get my meaning ............ (USED THIS NOT TO PICK UP BUT AFTER TYPING IT I REALIZE THAT IT WAS FUNNY AND CAN BE considered a sexy pickup line and a motivator tho i must say i know who my motivator is this is Aspyre on the pve server love <3 Hannah <3 my soulmate and besty and love and future wife <3 <3<3 she inspires me to be a less lazy man and a more descriptive man in the sense of doing my chores and exploring life <3 muah if you are the my lady reading this <3
    [i know i rammbled a lil the thought of Hannah gets me to perplex to make my point lol ]

    basically if you dont get it ...... i am big man i am fat or heavy .... wanna lose weight together can mean dating with yoga or aerobics or walking or s3x :P loL!
    Last edited by wiley17402; 01-01-2017 at 07:31 PM.

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    to a woman : you like video games and mmorpgs , what a rare item you are , what are the drop rate on those pants :P xD

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    Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

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