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Leiros
02-28-2010, 10:01 PM
Greetings to the tribes of Xsyon!

Leiros is proud to announce the upcoming Grand Opening of his trading post (location TBA).

When hunting and foraging through the wilderness, make sure you're carrying the best!

Bears, Raiders, and mosquitoes a problem? NOT ANYMORE! Stop by Leiros's trading post to find the things you need to succeed!

Opening Date: Mid March - Mid April 2010
Location: TBA

*Important Notice: Raiders, Trespassers, Thieves and cats will be shot on site. All sales final. Details in this advertisement are subject to change.

inferno3387
02-28-2010, 10:13 PM
What goods will you sell? I will be looking for sleeping bags and tents.

lildeath16
02-28-2010, 11:31 PM
What if i shoot u dead or ambush you to death and full loot you. What then!?

Leiros
02-28-2010, 11:55 PM
lildeath16 wrote:

What if i shoot u dead or ambush you to death and full loot you. What then!?

I will run like a girly man and hide... then bash you over the head with a rock when you least expect it.

Then I'll take all my stuff back and we'll see whose laughing then! :laugh:

Leiros
03-01-2010, 12:00 AM
inferno3387 wrote:

What goods will you sell? I will be looking for sleeping bags and tents.

Let's see... how about some smallpox infested blankets and an umbrella? :side:

No?

Ok, eventually I will be happy to sell you those items.

inferno3387
03-01-2010, 12:13 AM
Leiros wrote:

inferno3387 wrote:

What goods will you sell? I will be looking for sleeping bags and tents.

Let's see... how about some smallpox infested blankets and an umbrella? :side:

No?

Ok, eventually I will be happy to sell you those items.

I will take 2 orders of this bear sleeping bag
http://i.imgur.com/zW437.jpg

Leiros
03-01-2010, 12:18 AM
I like it! It shall belong to the first customer to provide me with a bear pelt. :)

buffalojerky
03-01-2010, 03:17 AM
inferno3387 wrote:

Leiros wrote:

inferno3387 wrote:

What goods will you sell? I will be looking for sleeping bags and tents.

Let's see... how about some smallpox infested blankets and an umbrella? :side:

No?

Ok, eventually I will be happy to sell you those items.

I will take 2 orders of this bear sleeping bag
http://i.imgur.com/zW437.jpg

gg
will take an order as well.

Uzik
03-01-2010, 07:09 AM
inferno3387 wrote:

Leiros wrote:

inferno3387 wrote:

What goods will you sell? I will be looking for sleeping bags and tents.

Let's see... how about some smallpox infested blankets and an umbrella? :side:

No?

Ok, eventually I will be happy to sell you those items.

I will take 2 orders of this bear sleeping bag
http://i.imgur.com/zW437.jpg

I would be afraid that a large male bear would mistake me for a cute girl bear : (

Kush
03-01-2010, 08:28 PM
Uzik wrote:

inferno3387 wrote:

Leiros wrote:

inferno3387 wrote:

What goods will you sell? I will be looking for sleeping bags and tents.

Let's see... how about some smallpox infested blankets and an umbrella? :side:

No?

Ok, eventually I will be happy to sell you those items.

I will take 2 orders of this bear sleeping bag
http://i.imgur.com/zW437.jpg

I would be afraid that a large male bear would mistake me for a cute girl bear : (

If I suddenly lose all control of my bear mount I think I'll understand

Leiros
03-03-2010, 11:37 AM
Kush wrote:

Uzik wrote:

inferno3387 wrote:

Leiros wrote:

inferno3387 wrote:

What goods will you sell? I will be looking for sleeping bags and tents.

Let's see... how about some smallpox infested blankets and an umbrella? :side:

No?

Ok, eventually I will be happy to sell you those items.

I will take 2 orders of this bear sleeping bag
http://i.imgur.com/zW437.jpg

I would be afraid that a large male bear would mistake me for a cute girl bear : (

If I suddenly lose all control of my bear mount I think I'll understand

Just don't camp near any caves with this sleeping bag... that may not end well. :side:

Cradlejoe
03-03-2010, 12:40 PM
Decoy female bear for when hunting male bears ;)
I like it!

Toxic
03-03-2010, 01:05 PM
Come on... Just a little closer.... And... ALRIGHT HES HUMPING THE SLEEPING BAG GO IN FOR THE KILL!

Leiros
03-03-2010, 01:40 PM
Toxic wrote:

Come on... Just a little closer.... And... ALRIGHT HES HUMPING THE SLEEPING BAG GO IN FOR THE KILL!

Seems like that would be a good way to piss off a bear. :)

MrBlah
03-11-2010, 10:41 AM
Will you make me a potato?

Leiros
03-11-2010, 11:08 AM
MrBlah wrote:

Will you make me a potato?

How would you like that? Raw, boiled, mashed, baked, au gratin, roasted, fried, or liquified as in vodka? :)

Largion
03-18-2010, 05:13 PM
Nice little thread you have here.

necoo
03-19-2010, 04:45 PM
you know it is quite sad that serious conversations can be demoted to potentially blasphemous conversations about humping bears...

Leiros
03-19-2010, 08:05 PM
necoo wrote:

you know it is quite sad that serious conversations can be demoted to potentially blasphemous conversations about humping bears...

Would you like a sleeping bag? :side:

necoo
03-19-2010, 08:19 PM
Leiros wrote:

necoo wrote:

you know it is quite sad that serious conversations can be demoted to potentially blasphemous conversations about humping bears...

Would you like a sleeping bag? :side:
yes... yes i would

GetAngry
03-19-2010, 08:25 PM
Leiros wrote:

MrBlah wrote:

Will you make me a potato?

How would you like that? Raw, boiled, mashed, baked, au gratin, roasted, fried, or liquified as in vodka? :)

Whats taters, precious?

sisler86
03-29-2010, 06:48 AM
GetAngry wrote:

Leiros wrote:

MrBlah wrote:

Will you make me a potato?

How would you like that? Raw, boiled, mashed, baked, au gratin, roasted, fried, or liquified as in vodka? :)

Whats taters, precious?

PO-TA-TO?

Xx1327
03-29-2010, 10:11 AM
sisler86 wrote:

GetAngry wrote:

Leiros wrote:

MrBlah wrote:

Will you make me a potato?

How would you like that? Raw, boiled, mashed, baked, au gratin, roasted, fried, or liquified as in vodka? :)

Whats taters, precious?

PO-TA-TO?

ya boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

Leiros
03-29-2010, 10:29 AM
Po-ta-to stew it is! :woohoo:

Crunch
04-01-2010, 09:08 PM
I need... An axe. So i can kill you.. And take what you sell :D

Leiros
04-10-2010, 11:17 PM
Crunch wrote:

I need... An axe. So i can kill you.. And take what you sell :D

See my response to Lildeath16 on page 1 of this thread. :side:

Okie
04-30-2010, 12:08 AM
I will need a blow up doll slightly used is ok.......... If you can teach it to cook +1

Shirk
04-30-2010, 12:11 AM
Ahaha your avatar pic is great, Leiros.