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Dirt
02-25-2011, 10:37 PM
then i took off my pants and ran into my neighbors garage. Stole a bunch of his tools. Got 'em in the laundry basket right now.
Should i feel guilty?

blackzilla
02-25-2011, 10:39 PM
then i took off my pants and ran into my neighbors garage. Stole a bunch of his tools. Got 'em in the laundry basket right now.
Should i feel guilty?

lmao this made me laugh

Mako_Jak
02-25-2011, 10:39 PM
Best post of the day! LOL

Darod
02-25-2011, 10:40 PM
You know you've been playing too much Xsyon when... (see above)

alyvia
02-25-2011, 10:40 PM
Did you ever put your pants back on?

Cyrianna
02-25-2011, 10:40 PM
LOL i love these amusing little stories you guys come up with... keeps me occupied while waiting for the server to come up

Darod
02-25-2011, 10:42 PM
Next go digging through his junk and garbage looking for little screws and stuff too.

Love this post!

ifireallymust
02-25-2011, 10:44 PM
Xsyon withdrawal is dangerous. At least for your neighbors!

bankerandrew
02-25-2011, 10:48 PM
hrmm... i think OP just admitted to a serious crime... reporting to authorities right now.

alyvia
02-25-2011, 10:49 PM
You know it's bad if they find you curled up in a fetal position behind their tree.

tilla
02-25-2011, 10:50 PM
This post reminds me that I am not that far from a major local landfill. A couple minutes vigorous jog and I could be SWIMMING in riches. Of course they nerfed the challenge a bit by making a separate pile for metal..

Dirt
02-25-2011, 11:00 PM
Tonight i think i'm going to chop all his trees down (unless they get the server going pretty soon). I've also been thinking of stealing his wife's shirt, not sure how to get her out of the house though. Any ideas?

tilla
02-25-2011, 11:10 PM
Tonight i think i'm going to chop all his trees down (unless they get the server going pretty soon). I've also been thinking of stealing his wife's shirt, not sure how to get her out of the house though. Any ideas?

Stand on the lawn with a ghettoblaster, playing Phil Collins.

Alternately, set a small, manageable fire to smoke them out.

Dirt
02-25-2011, 11:23 PM
Phil Collins, thats perfect thankyou. Can't find any flint around here anyways. I'll most likely drop a large log on their lawn before i run home.
My wife figures i should stop but what does she know, they built too close i figure.

Mako_Jak
02-25-2011, 11:27 PM
If you ever get caught, you can always bank on a rollback!

bankerandrew
02-25-2011, 11:59 PM
then i took off my pants and ran into my neighbors garage. Stole a bunch of his tools. Got 'em in the laundry basket right now.
Should i feel guilty?

Wait now that I am a bit drunk I feel as though the thread subject has a new meaning..... So the next logical question... How long have u known that you prefer poles in your backyard?

Dirt
02-26-2011, 12:09 AM
I would have prefered the front yard, with kootenay lk. across the way, but some asshat stuck his pole there when i wasnt looking. Have'nt seen him since, either.

jumpshot
02-26-2011, 12:23 AM
+1 op

Phayz
02-28-2011, 04:57 AM
lol nice one

Dirt
03-10-2011, 06:13 PM
Now i got all these guys hanging out in my back yard. I think i know what they're up to, they take turns sleeping, one of em is always up. If one of those guys plants a pole back there friday morning, which i swear is whats up here, i'm going to freak right out.

tredo
03-10-2011, 08:02 PM
Just start standing in the neighbors back yard with your pole ready to plant.. they will think you know something they don't... as they move over to the neighbors to join you... run back and plant in your yard before they make it back over...