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Commissar123
03-17-2010, 12:37 PM
Welcome brothers and sisters, It is I, Commissar Gromitovsky, leader of the Absolutely Fabulous Guys. It appears my last transmission was cut short yet again.

It appears there are those out there who do not wish for a fabulous existence. There are those out there who wish to remain in a drab and boring existence.

A new dawn is upon us:

UNITE MY FABULOUS BROTHERS AND SISTERS

UNITE AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF THE MUNDANE ESTABLISHMENT OF UNFABULOUS ZEALOTS WHO’S VERY EXISTANCE IS TO DESTROY US

IT IS THEY WHO FEAR OUR TRUE POWER

IT IS THEY WHO FEAR THAT ONE DAY, MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD WILL EXIST TO BE FABULOUS AND SUPER DUPER AND NOT TO EXIST AS MERE HUSKS DEVOID OF FABULOUSLESSNESS.

THE TIME HAS COME MY BROTHERS

THE TIME HAS COME TO STAND UP AGAINST THIS TYRANNY

WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT, NEVER CAN WE REMAIN SILENT AND IDLE

TOGETHER WE WILL RID THIS WORLD OF THE MUNDANE

TOGETHER WE WILL FIGHT AGAINST THIS TYRANNY

JOIN US, JOIN US IN OUR CRUSADE TO CREATE A SAFE WORLD FOR THE FABULOUS

ONLY TOGETHER WILL WE SUCCEED

ONLY TOGETHER WILL WE CREATE THE HAVEN OF FABULOUSNESS TO THRIVE AND EXIST

CHANT WITH ME MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

PEACE THROUGH POWER!

PEACE AND FLOWERS!

PEACE THROUGH POWER!

PEACE AND FLOWERS!

inferno3387
03-17-2010, 12:38 PM
Are you serious?

Commissar123
03-17-2010, 12:39 PM
Greetings friend with obese black woman falling into water for a signature.

We are seriously fabulous yes.

Thanks for reading

Commissar Gromitovsky

Uzik
03-17-2010, 01:38 PM
Best of luck super fabulous ultra awesome friend!

Wrekkoning
03-17-2010, 01:39 PM
Welcome to the forums! gl with your clan.

Palo god
03-17-2010, 01:45 PM
Good luck to you fabulous comrade Gromitovsky.

Villa
03-17-2010, 02:08 PM
So comrad commisar, did you know that I have hair line Johnny Depp?
I mean Johnny Depp when he did Pirates of the Caribbean, and not when he was Edward Scissor Hands.
I also apply Vaseline Intensive cocoa butter body lotion after I shower.

Does that qualify me to join your totally fab tribe?

comestible
03-24-2010, 11:22 PM
Where is Gromitovsky?

Lily
03-25-2010, 03:30 AM
I guess we just weren't fabulous enough for him :(

Commissar123
03-25-2010, 02:42 PM
Greetings friends

Do not fear, I have returned to watch over the community once more. I may no longer take an active role within it however as my duties within the AFG are a priority to me. I can make no promises friends that I will be able to respond to your requests in a timely manner and for this I can only appologise.

The AFG are currently waiting anxiously for the release of Xsyon and we shall make a full return upon this date.



Thanks for listening

Commissar Gromitovsky

Villa
03-25-2010, 04:18 PM
Not only do I withdraw my application, I register my complete disgust at the immorality you are trying to bring to us all.
This is not compatible with my new calling.

You have been warned.

Commissar123
03-25-2010, 05:20 PM
Villa wrote:

Not only do I withdraw my application, I register my complete disgust at the immorality you are trying to bring to us all.
This is not compatible with my new calling.

You have been warned.

Your idle threats mean nothing to me or the AFG my friend.

Consider yourself from this point forward an enemy of the AFG. We will show no mercy in ridding your kind from this world.

Your unfabulousness and evil will not be tolerated here.

Villa
03-25-2010, 06:03 PM
You 'people' are so shallow with your pride and your looking in mirrors and your fancy clothing.
When the day of reckoning comes, how far will your petty dress sense get you?

REPENT. Repent now and cease your immoral ways.

brando
03-25-2010, 06:11 PM
The government of the New Vegas Republic has directed me to applaud the efforts of the AFG for being so fabulous and super. The new versions of our dictionaries will have AFG under both entries for fabulous and super.

Here is a gift card for $10 in chips good for redemption at any new new strip casino in New Vegas.

Villa
03-25-2010, 06:37 PM
brando wrote:

The government of the New Vegas Republic has directed me to applaud the efforts of the AFG for being so fabulous and super. The new versions of our dictionaries will have AFG under both entries for fabulous and super.

Here is a gift card for $10 in chips good for redemption at any new new strip casino in New Vegas.
Gambling is haraam.

brando
03-25-2010, 11:02 PM
Villa wrote:

brando wrote:

The government of the New Vegas Republic has directed me to applaud the efforts of the AFG for being so fabulous and super. The new versions of our dictionaries will have AFG under both entries for fabulous and super.

Here is a gift card for $10 in chips good for redemption at any new new strip casino in New Vegas.
Gambling is haraam.

Heh, this is a powder keg of butthurt over religion just waiting to happen.

GuideXaphan
02-11-2011, 09:12 PM
Is the AFG still an active tribe?