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wolfmoonstrike
03-02-2011, 07:59 PM
It came from the mist many moons ago, when the many of us awoke in this land so similar to our own. I've only ever seen it once, and even now I hope that it was only a nightmare.....

In the beginning it is said that it was a simple chicken feeding upon seeds and grain. As the days grew though, it would wander in search of more and more food, slowly mutating and growing the closer the chicken got to the mist. Eventually the chicken couldn't sustain its growth on grain alone and attacked a rat, eating it, bones and all. Time passed and it became more and more aggressive, more intelligent, and extremely deadly. By the time it started hunting bears it had grown to be 7 feet tall, 5 feet long from belly to tail. The Chicken's feet had grown to resemble claws able to tear through a bear's hide like it was nothing more than scrap paper. Its beak was tougher and sharper than a newly built pick, capable of pecking clean through bone. The feathers though.... they were the most deadly weapon in Pollo Loco's arsenal, capable of not only slicing flesh from bone but able be shot at its enemies from a distance of 30 meters.

It's now starting to hunt humans and has grown more intelligent to feed its appetite, Usually coming for those that are sleeping alone by their campfires or those wandering the woods in search of berries. The only warning you will ever get if you're about to be eaten is if it ate your friend first and they screamed. Don't fight, just run...



You've been warned....

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Dragonlady24/My%20stuff/pollolococolor.jpg

wolfmoonstrike
03-08-2011, 01:21 AM
Added pic drawn by my girlfriend. If you like her work take a look at her gallery ^^ http://talapendragon.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

bubonicplague
03-08-2011, 11:45 AM
lmao awesome

Jadzia
03-08-2011, 12:04 PM
Very nice pictures, your girlfriend is a talented girl, grats to her.

wolfmoonstrike
03-08-2011, 08:07 PM
Very nice pictures, your girlfriend is a talented girl, grats to her.

She says thanks for the compliment ^^.

Thraz
03-09-2011, 02:57 PM
hell if a chicken actually grew that big in the game on release I'll hunt that bastard down :]

dope pic btw :D

Mizzlexx
03-20-2011, 04:51 PM
Thats awesome man nice story i hope never too see El pollo Loco but it would be intense XD

wolfmoonstrike
03-23-2011, 10:13 AM
thanks for the replies guys ^^. I also agree that if El Pollo Loco made it into the game somehow I'd hope to never meet it....then again it'd probably have some nice mats for weapons lol.

Minasojo
03-25-2011, 04:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E28WrhpTzQA

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Sorry...I just....i just had to..

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Now if they just added Tar and pillows that could be scavenged and crafted with... ...

wolfmoonstrike
03-25-2011, 07:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E28WrhpTzQA

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Sorry...I just....i just had to..

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Now if they just added Tar and pillows that could be scavenged and crafted with... ...

Thanks for the laugh, lol. IMO if you got something dorky you just have to show off and fits the situation/topic then by all means ^^. Btw I think there is Tar in the game.

unzubaru
04-15-2011, 06:35 PM
Hahahahahahahhaahhaaahahaaaaaahahahahahaha this sound so shit when you're stoned.