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booby_the_bird
01-31-2013, 05:25 PM
Try to at least keep them appropriate. Sorta... well my favorite pickup line is:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
:p
post yours below :D

MrDDT
02-01-2013, 04:44 AM
My favorite pick-up line is:
"Hello"

Azzym
02-02-2013, 04:34 AM
My favorite pick-up line is:
"Hello"

'she takes a quick, but good enough, look at Mr(sexy)DDT and shows no hesitation when she retorts' - "good bye!".

Morphinehit
02-03-2013, 03:01 PM
1) 'Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk past again?' ;)

2) 'Whoever terraformed you sure knows their numbers.'

Darkkmercy
10-07-2015, 09:53 AM
I'm not really the pick up line kinda guy BUT here are some terrible ones I fell outta my chair listening to

I got a pole you got a hole lets go fishing

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

how much does a walrus weigh? enough to break the ice hi I'm (insert name)

I'm only sitting over here cause that guy keeps hitting on me (said by a man to a woman) never seen it work heard it 30-45 times from one guy me and my gf just sat there watching him crash and burn it required popcorn

LGBTortilla
03-12-2016, 08:02 AM
Try to at least keep them appropriate. Sorta... well my favorite pickup line is:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
:p (http://hackerbot.net/mmo/plus/413-black-desert-online-hacks-bots-cheats)
post yours below :D

Wew thats cruel^^

Mines is:
Hey baby can I squirtle on your jiggly puffs?

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/1/15/007Squirtle_XY_anime.png/revision/latest?cb=20140916184418

Its like pickup hacks works every time.... girls love it.

Bonegetter
03-12-2016, 09:44 AM
"Wana make out?" - Seen it work.

wiley17402
01-01-2017, 07:29 PM
hey i am a bigger guy (heavy / Fat) can we loose weight together :P if you get my meaning ............ (USED THIS NOT TO PICK UP BUT AFTER TYPING IT I REALIZE THAT IT WAS FUNNY AND CAN BE considered a sexy pickup line and a motivator tho i must say i know who my motivator is this is Aspyre on the pve server ;) love <3 Hannah :) <3 my soulmate and besty and love and future wife <3 <3<3 she inspires me to be a less lazy man and a more descriptive man in the sense of doing my chores and exploring life <3 muah if you are the my lady reading this <3 :)
[i know i rammbled a lil the thought of Hannah gets me to perplex to make my point lol ]

basically if you dont get it ...... i am big man i am fat or heavy .... wanna lose weight together can mean dating with yoga or aerobics or walking or s3x :P loL!

wiley17402
01-01-2017, 07:33 PM
to a woman : you like video games and mmorpgs , what a rare item you are , what are the drop rate on those pants :P xD

wiley17402
01-02-2017, 12:14 AM
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

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