Try to at least keep them appropriate. Sorta... well my favorite pickup line is:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
:p
post yours below :D
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Try to at least keep them appropriate. Sorta... well my favorite pickup line is:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
:p
post yours below :D
My favorite pick-up line is:
"Hello"
'she takes a quick, but good enough, look at Mr(sexy)DDT and shows no hesitation when she retorts' - "good bye!".Quote:
Originally Posted by MrDDT
1) 'Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk past again?' ;)
2) 'Whoever terraformed you sure knows their numbers.'
I'm not really the pick up line kinda guy BUT here are some terrible ones I fell outta my chair listening to
I got a pole you got a hole lets go fishing
did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
how much does a walrus weigh? enough to break the ice hi I'm (insert name)
I'm only sitting over here cause that guy keeps hitting on me (said by a man to a woman) never seen it work heard it 30-45 times from one guy me and my gf just sat there watching him crash and burn it required popcorn
Wew thats cruel^^Quote:
Originally Posted by booby_the_bird
Mines is:
Hey baby can I squirtle on your jiggly puffs?
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140916184418
Its like pickup hacks works every time.... girls love it.
"Wana make out?" - Seen it work.
hey i am a bigger guy (heavy / Fat) can we loose weight together :P if you get my meaning ............ (USED THIS NOT TO PICK UP BUT AFTER TYPING IT I REALIZE THAT IT WAS FUNNY AND CAN BE considered a sexy pickup line and a motivator tho i must say i know who my motivator is this is Aspyre on the pve server ;) love <3 Hannah :) <3 my soulmate and besty and love and future wife <3 <3<3 she inspires me to be a less lazy man and a more descriptive man in the sense of doing my chores and exploring life <3 muah if you are the my lady reading this <3 :)
[i know i rammbled a lil the thought of Hannah gets me to perplex to make my point lol ]
basically if you dont get it ...... i am big man i am fat or heavy .... wanna lose weight together can mean dating with yoga or aerobics or walking or s3x :P loL!
to a woman : you like video games and mmorpgs , what a rare item you are , what are the drop rate on those pants :P xD
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
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