Nopax

[Goqua]

If you didn't just get out of rehab I would say you were drunk ^^

I didn't give him the brain tumor.

[Goqua]

Its amazing that the name of your tribe can be found written in script above thousands of 17 year old girl's asses and forearms.

What are you talking about?

[Jounce]

Its amazing that the name of your tribe can be found written in script above thousands of 17 year old girl's asses and forearms.

Hah!

[Jounce]

Hey Jounce, I'm already a member of Nopax, but I'm undercover here posting for better visibility on the forum. You may call me..."Carl".

So Mister Shiznilty, do any of your guild members "grief" other players? Yes, at times, but we have been known to grief our own griefers ^^
How focused are you on exploration? A lot of us love exploring, I know I do.
Town building? We kick ass at it.
Trade with other guilds? Only if we have to and it benefits us greatly.
Are there any types of players you <i>don't</i> want in your guild? People that can't take a joke and get offended easily should not even bother with us
Will you give me a handy J for joining your guild? I wont but I'm sure you could talk Coheness into something
How about merging with other guilds? We try to avoid this.
Have you done that in the past for higher membership? Yes.
Are you usually the merger or the mergee? Merger
How has that turned out in the past? Awesomely
What have you learned in other mmo's that make you think Nopax will be successful as opposed to taking the members of Nopax and joining another guild? We get is done just fine on our own. If you are in a clan that is lacking, we rarely decline people that want to join
Can you promise that vampires aren't gonna come get me in the night? Depends on how old your sister is and if she is hot or not
Does your guild issue shark-repellent standard to new members? I saw Batman use that once when a shark was eating his leg off. It worked for him. Batman is a pussy
Are there any women in your guild? Non active at the moment.
Have there ever been any? Yes
Is your website, www.nopax.us, a dating site? Yes, if you are into obese child minded guys.
Are you a bunch of robots? Does not compute...?
Is your guild homo-erotic? o.O
Are you a racist guild? uhh no.
Are you opposed to racism? Yes
I'm half-awsome. Will you discriminate against me because of that? Yes.
Do I have to use teamspeak to be in your guild? It is not a requirement to join, but don't count on anyone paying attention to /t chat...
Do you have members outside the US? Yes
If I refinance with you, what will my percentage rate change to? We can refinance at 3.75% but you must let me set up my hydroponic system in your attic.
If anyone else has a question about your guild, should they post them here? Yes, or send me a PM here in the forums, or sign up on the Nopax forums.

That's all for now. If I think of any other questions, I'll post them here later.

Thanks
-Carl (wink)

[patois]

I'm half-awsome. Will you discriminate against me because of that? Yes.

Carl sister smells like old socks and rancid cheese, Will he be discriminated against for that too?

[will2015]

Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.

[patois]

When will the free beer and hookers be given to the new members?

[Jounce]

Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.

Exactly...

When will the free beer and hookers be given to the new members?

If and when this game ever launches there will be an ice cold keg right next to the tribe totem at all times.

[patois]

Come on join our tribe 20+ people, free awkward man hugs. What more could you want....