Dear Sir,
You have not only offended me, but offended all the anti-righteousnesses & wondrous evil that I embody in all my body, and a big body it is.
Whilst, I cannot speak for others, I can however, speak for myself indeed. And as such, I have come to the long though through and grievous conclusion, that.... this matter of speak can not, and will not be tolerated. Therefore, should we ever meet expect the most painful case of the pew-pew to be brought down upon you with holy thunder force.
After which, I will cook your flesh, and make it into popcorn human, as I am hungry, always.
All the best, until your forthcoming destruction... demise..., either or, you chose.
With hunger,
BCRfan