Why Kill Crafters?

[Lucinda]

Yes you are doomed - I could see that shade of pink from clear across the lake.

Hats are meant to be seen. That is the paradox I suppose.

If I could get that in a deep blue or a very dark green, it would go very well with these feathers I keep finding! Screw it, I like making everything in this game, including 'useless' things like spiffy hats.

I will tell you this only once, so pay attention: The words 'useless' and 'spiffy hat' do not belong in the same sentence!

[Kinslayer]

Why kill a crafter.
1. You're in my area. Limited resources. You're taking them. Sorry. Die. Nice innards.
2. I'm in your area. Limited resources, I don't have very many at home, you've got a lot, thanks i'll take your stuff.
3. Paranoia. How do i know you wont jump me while i'm sorting junk?
4. With animal sightings a rarity after the first hour, how else am i supposed to raise my armed combat ability?
5. Nice shoes. I don't have any. Looks like those will fit. yup. they do. sorry about the entrail spillage.
6. Bad day. you were in the way. sorry.
7. Hmm. maybe if i kill you, you'll call out some friends and we can have ourselves a partay.
8. You killed my father.
9. You stole my goat.
10. Hat Envy.

This is, hands down, the best post on these forums.