Welcome brothers and sisters, It is I, Commissar Gromitovsky, leader of the Absolutely Fabulous Guys. It appears my last transmission was cut short yet again.

It appears there are those out there who do not wish for a fabulous existence. There are those out there who wish to remain in a drab and boring existence.

A new dawn is upon us:

UNITE MY FABULOUS BROTHERS AND SISTERS

UNITE AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF THE MUNDANE ESTABLISHMENT OF UNFABULOUS ZEALOTS WHO’S VERY EXISTANCE IS TO DESTROY US

IT IS THEY WHO FEAR OUR TRUE POWER

IT IS THEY WHO FEAR THAT ONE DAY, MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD WILL EXIST TO BE FABULOUS AND SUPER DUPER AND NOT TO EXIST AS MERE HUSKS DEVOID OF FABULOUSLESSNESS.

THE TIME HAS COME MY BROTHERS

THE TIME HAS COME TO STAND UP AGAINST THIS TYRANNY

WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT, NEVER CAN WE REMAIN SILENT AND IDLE

TOGETHER WE WILL RID THIS WORLD OF THE MUNDANE

TOGETHER WE WILL FIGHT AGAINST THIS TYRANNY

JOIN US, JOIN US IN OUR CRUSADE TO CREATE A SAFE WORLD FOR THE FABULOUS

ONLY TOGETHER WILL WE SUCCEED

ONLY TOGETHER WILL WE CREATE THE HAVEN OF FABULOUSNESS TO THRIVE AND EXIST

CHANT WITH ME MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

PEACE THROUGH POWER!

PEACE AND FLOWERS!

PEACE THROUGH POWER!

PEACE AND FLOWERS!