asalaam alaikum wa rahmatullah

Dear brothers, sisters and disbelievers,
It is I, your old forum colleague Villa returned unto the masses after a temporary hiatus from these forums.
My time spent in the wilderness of the world wide web these last few days has given me an insight into many things.
It would appear that my time spent amongst the heathens from tribe tribe had clouded my true purpose and calling.
I see now that there are enemies out there who need to be challenged and brought unto the fold, or pay the price.
I have seen the light, and the light is good; it is the light from a thousand burning infidels.

The Council of Mullahs is here and it's your choice: the sword or the book.
Which is it to be?

Join us now brothers (sisters need not apply).
inshallah we shall conquer all in the name of our peaceful tribe.