I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I said. You jail me, then I jail you as well. What we're in disagreement about is time frames.
PvP is engaged by two parties at the same time until one or the other party is done engaging in it (death or escape). If you're really all hyped up on a duplication of that result for some reason, then the comparison would need to be two opposing parties in jail at the same time until their bromance is over. Congratulations! You won the jail game! 0.o
If I wanted to stop answering rationally and swoop down to meet you on your implied insults level, I'd say something along the lines of people who are too narrow minded to be able to see the whole picture of a game and the consequences of mechanics are naturally going to need this many posts to be able to understand why they're incorrect... but I think I'll stay above it. Your level is sticky.