Quote Originally Posted by Dirt View Post
.....mr. magoo.
you show your age and its got to involve a little grey.
hehe, so true

My funny story involves a stag - I'm sorting out stuff and trying to put it in a basket when suddenly this stag appears from inside the boulder in front of me and starts attacking. My first thought is oooo I want those antlers. Second thought is ok get in combat mode - only problem is that I'd been trying to open this basket for a bit. So I get to watch the stag beat me up halfway and then suddenly I'm in combat mode - get in a few good stabs and he turns around and disappears into the boulder.

So I run around the boulder as best I can in the lag and see him frolicking off in the distance. Funniest part of all this is that later my husband gets on and is crafting and a stag attacks him (it's late at night in rl now) and he kills it, gets all kind of stuff like eye balls, tongue, etc. He decides to use the antlers to make something and crafting fails. Tells me about it this morning and I nearly killed him for stealing my antlers