Rabid Racoon Defense Force

[Koll]

We will be mobilizing in support of the racoons.

That these gentle, furry little critters are being portrayed as vile murdering monsters is pure careabear propaganda.

What actually happened, is this 'doctor', set about building his mud hut right on top of a sacred racoon burial ground. he was politely asked to leave the area...but told the racoons, "...I have my totem down, you can't make me do anything...'.

Generations of racoon ancestors were disturbed. And to the racoons horror, he actively searched for racoon bones to make bling out of! The horror. The doctor eventually robbed all of the ancient racoon graves, and had to venture outside his protected area (to defile more). It was then that the racoons pounced. They knew they were no match for a human alone, so they banded together to remove him from their sacred lands.

In light of the racoons desperate and heroic actions to protect their homes and ancestors, we will be mobilizing to assist them in defending their territory.

An person seen purposely harming a raccoon will be dealt with as an enemy.

FOR THE RACOONS!

You do know the Racoons will attack you as well right ???

[ColonelTEE3]

We will be mobilizing in support of the racoons.

That these gentle, furry little critters are being portrayed as vile murdering monsters is pure careabear propaganda.

What actually happened, is this 'doctor', set about building his mud hut right on top of a sacred racoon burial ground. he was politely asked to leave the area...but told the racoons, "...I have my totem down, you can't make me do anything...'.

Generations of racoon ancestors were disturbed. And to the racoons horror, he actively searched for racoon bones to make bling out of! The horror. The doctor eventually robbed all of the ancient racoon graves, and had to venture outside his protected area (to defile more). It was then that the racoons pounced. They knew they were no match for a human alone, so they banded together to remove him from their sacred lands.

In light of the racoons desperate and heroic actions to protect their homes and ancestors, we will be mobilizing to assist them in defending their territory.

An person seen purposely harming a raccoon will be dealt with as an enemy.

FOR THE RACOONS!

You have my sword.

[orious13]

You have my sword.

Gimli: "And my axe."

Legolas: "And my...where the elf is my bow at?"

Gimli: "Haven't turned it on yet."

Anyone think they can push out an update before tomorrow?

[Dubanka]

FEARLESS DEFENDERS OF FLUFFY TOOTHY MISUNDERSTOOD CRITTERS!

THE HOUR IS NIGH UPON US. well closer than it was yesterday at least. YOUR PREPARATIONS SHOULD BE WELL UNDERWAY FOR WE FIGHT FOR THIS NOBLEST OF CAUSES!!!

LEND ME YOUR AXE, YOUR CLUB, YOUR SWORD wait we dont have those KNIFE i mean.

Prepare my brothers and sisters, for on the morrows eve, WE FIGHT! for the raccoons.

[ColonelTEE3]

Gimli: "And my axe."

Legolas: "And my...where the elf is my bow at?"

Gimli: "Haven't turned it on yet."

Anyone think they can push out an update before tomorrow?

Technically there are bows. Theres just no archery.. :I

[orious13]

Technically there are bows. Theres just no archery.. :I

Oh ho. You are right.

[clangedon]

but isn't tomorrow the event?