/sigh
Perhaps the movie "Airplane" was before your time? Adding a little levity to the situation really wouldn't hurt. I know, you're the little boss that could, but still, lighten up francis. (that one would be "Stripes", also a good and funny movie. Nothing wrong with attempting to laugh a little.)
It is funny, the same people who whined that last patch (which caused all sorts of crashes) should have been tested more before it was released are whining again that this patch is "taking too long" because they are testing it.
Also Wednesday is a "patch if need" day rather than a patch day; not every Wednesday will be a patch day.