Corrupt a Wish

[NearlyDeparted]

A fun game from my favorite site, thanks mifsu "Xtreme Damage Addict!". It's called Corrupt A Wish. Here's how you play: you grant the wish of the person above you, but you somehow ruin it, and then you make your own wish. Example:

Person #1: I wish that I could fly

Person #2: Granted, but you crash. I wish I could go to Alaska

Person #3: Granted, but you freeze to death. I wish that I could swim in a hot spring

Person #4: Granted, but you burn up and die. I wish that I could ride a submarine

Person #5: Granted, but it's all cramped up and very hard to breathe the whole ride. I wish I could eat all of the junk food I could without getting sick...

and so on and so fourth. Think of interesting ways to corrupt the wish. I'll start.

I wish I could live forever.

[Largion]

[quote]I wish I could live forever.[/quote]

Granted but everyone else dies in a disease and your left all alone in all eternity.

I wish I had more money then I ever could spend.

[reubenmunro]

[b]Largion wrote:[/b]
[quote][quote]I wish I could live forever.[/quote]

Granted but everyone else dies in a disease and your left all alone in all eternity.

I wish I had more money then I ever could spend.[/quote]

Granted, because you die and can't spend your $1 dollar.

I wish I could breath underwater.

[NearlyDeparted]

Granted, while out swimming underwater off the coast of Florida, you sucked up into a hurricane and thrown inland at over 100MPH, slamming into the side of a building.

I wish I was a movie star.

[MrDDT]

[b]NearlyDeparted wrote:[/b]
[quote]Granted, while out swimming underwater off the coast of Florida, you sucked up into a hurricane and thrown inland at over 100MPH, slamming into the side of a building.

I wish I was a movie star.[/quote]

Granted, you are now the lead start in gay porn.

I wish, I were happy.

[Kitsume]

[b]MrDDT wrote:[/b]
[quote]I wish, I were happy.[/quote]

Granted, everyone in the world hates you. I wish I could time travel.

[Patrick]

[b]Kitsume wrote:[/b]
[quote][b]MrDDT wrote:[/b]
[quote]I wish, I were happy.[/quote]

Granted, everyone in the world hates you. I wish I could time travel.[/quote]

Granted, you mess up the space time continum and the universe is destroyed. I wish I had the power to be invisible.

[Cradlejoe]

Granted but you are invisible in substance also, so you have no physical presence of this earth. I wish I could be with you forever.

[Ciik]

[b]Cradlejoe wrote:[/b]
[quote]Granted but you are invisible in substance also, so you have no physical presence of this earth. I wish I could be with you forever.[/quote]

Granted. You are now my ass cavity. I wish I was a movie star.

[Palo god]

[b]Ciik wrote:[/b]
[quote][b]Cradlejoe wrote:[/b]
[quote]Granted but you are invisible in substance also, so you have no physical presence of this earth. I wish I could be with you forever.[/quote]

Granted. You are now my ass cavity. I wish I was a movie star.[/quote]

Granted, but you're now the gay lead in the next twilight movie. I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes.