Rabid Racoon Defense Force

[r0ss0]

I'm not lame enough to go without gear.

+1 internets to you my good man!

[Koll]

We will be mobilizing in support of the racoons.

That these gentle, furry little critters are being portrayed as vile murdering monsters is pure careabear propaganda.

What actually happened, is this 'doctor', set about building his mud hut right on top of a sacred racoon burial ground. he was politely asked to leave the area...but told the racoons, "...I have my totem down, you can't make me do anything...'.

Generations of racoon ancestors were disturbed. And to the racoons horror, he actively searched for racoon bones to make bling out of! The horror. The doctor eventually robbed all of the ancient racoon graves, and had to venture outside his protected area (to defile more). It was then that the racoons pounced. They knew they were no match for a human alone, so they banded together to remove him from their sacred lands.

In light of the racoons desperate and heroic actions to protect their homes and ancestors, we will be mobilizing to assist them in defending their territory.

An person seen purposely harming a raccoon will be dealt with as an enemy.

FOR THE RACOONS!

You do know the Racoons will attack you as well right ???

[Armand]

sweet! not only will be get our fill on bones we get your gears too. hope you bring some nice clothes

Doubt we'll even get Heyburn. =/

[Flatlander]

Glad to see that there is a single player in this community who feels like spicing things up a bit. Unsurprised to see all the anti-PVP kids foaming at the mouth to hit him up 100 to 1. Sort of like those religious prudes that preach hellfire and damnation for sexual promiscuity, but then can't help but leer at scantily clad women out of the corner of their eye.

Pretending not to want it, because not good at it.

[Armand]

Glad to see that there is a single player in this community who feels like spicing things up a bit. Unsurprised to see all the anti-PVP kids foaming at the mouth to hit him up 100 to 1. Sort of like those religious prudes that preach hellfire and damnation for sexual promiscuity, but then can't help but leer at scantily clad women out of the corner of their eye.

Pretending not to want it, because not good at it.

Oh brother... I guess we'll see how things go when we get there.

[Koll]

Glad to see that there is a single player in this community who feels like spicing things up a bit. Unsurprised to see all the anti-PVP kids foaming at the mouth to hit him up 100 to 1. Sort of like those religious prudes that preach hellfire and damnation for sexual promiscuity, but then can't help but leer at scantily clad women out of the corner of their eye.

Pretending not to want it, because not good at it.

no no I am impressed by all who can click at a mouse and hit their keyboards faster than I do. Its a new test of manhood these days :P

But for the record yeah I do suck at pvp.

[Flatlander]

Being good isn't nearly as important as being down.

[Koll]

bah in the long run its a game XD I usually stop playing when I stop having fun

[nekosun]

love name Rabid Racoon Defense Force

on darkfall gankandbank good to
you look for new raccoons

[ColonelTEE3]

We will be mobilizing in support of the racoons.

That these gentle, furry little critters are being portrayed as vile murdering monsters is pure careabear propaganda.

What actually happened, is this 'doctor', set about building his mud hut right on top of a sacred racoon burial ground. he was politely asked to leave the area...but told the racoons, "...I have my totem down, you can't make me do anything...'.

Generations of racoon ancestors were disturbed. And to the racoons horror, he actively searched for racoon bones to make bling out of! The horror. The doctor eventually robbed all of the ancient racoon graves, and had to venture outside his protected area (to defile more). It was then that the racoons pounced. They knew they were no match for a human alone, so they banded together to remove him from their sacred lands.

In light of the racoons desperate and heroic actions to protect their homes and ancestors, we will be mobilizing to assist them in defending their territory.

An person seen purposely harming a raccoon will be dealt with as an enemy.

FOR THE RACOONS!

You have my sword.